Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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