So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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