If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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