is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If that was your dad, he is hot
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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