My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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