Whod you bang
she was so not down for the gang bang
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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