She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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