why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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