how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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