I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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