do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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