Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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