On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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