i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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