She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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