dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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