I'll bet she douches with gravy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Randomize
