Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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