Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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