Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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