it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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