O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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