I bet he comes in French.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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