We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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