NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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