So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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