Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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