the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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