I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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