she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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