Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just invented taco cereal.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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