What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
