Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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