I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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