Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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