hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Randomize
