Porn is love you can see.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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