You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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