Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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