Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you would pick up someone in the library
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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