doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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