oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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