we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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