This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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