Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm passing your future prison.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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