I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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