Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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