I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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