What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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