Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The struggles of a small town man whore
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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