i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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