there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize