i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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