I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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